About Todd Schlickbernd

Makeshift Sniper Turret Hastily designed at the onset of the chaos, the Makeshift Sniper Turret does its job.  In the initial tests, this weapon was prone to cause “gun envy.” …
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Blue Paintjob Formerly the most popular color, blue has dropped to #3 on the world’s favorite color list since the Monovision invasion. Unlock method: Unlocked in the shop at Rank …
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Hunter Jacket For the man who treats killing Tubes as a sport. Unlock method: Awarded for 150 personal shotgun kills. Trench Armor We really should build the trenches to better …
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Although capable of generating a high rate of fire on both ground and aerial enemies, this turret is about as powerful as a wet noodle. Unlock method: Awarded for …
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Fries Tube circuitry with concentrated radio waves. Close range, high damage, minimal side effects. Unlock method: Awarded for completing Pylon. Features a greater output signal and better cooling …
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The old standard.  In service since the beginning of WW1, this venerable weapon is still a formidable ally on the battlefield. Unlock method: Awarded for completing Airfield. Firing …
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This is a weapon that launches grenades. Unlock method: Chance to get from Trainyard or Refinery loot. The Dancer’s shock grenades will paralyze and trigger seizures in the …
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A small, nimble frame that proves size doesn’t matter.  While it might not be able to carry the most impressive weapons, it more than makes up for that in its …
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Little more than a large steam pipe and a loading mechanism, this weapon still packs a punch. Unlock method: Chance to get from Beach or Airfield loot. Military …
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Private Helmet It’s name may be slightly misleading; the Private Helmet should not actually be used to protect your privates. Unlock method: Unlocked in the shop at Rank 2. …
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