To celebrate the release of Burnout Crash on XBLA this week, Criterion Games have enlisted David Hasselhoff to show you exactly how the Kinect gameplay works. The Hoff scoffs at the young Elvis impersonator who attempts to take on an ice cream truck using a traditional controller. That’s so last millennium. Chicken costume optional.

Burnout Crash is available now on Xbox Live Marketplace for 800 MSP.